Popes are not supposed to have sex lives, so this should be the shortest book in the world. But it is not. In the last 2000 years, there have been lots of Popes and some of them - in fact, lots of them have been very bad boys. For centuries, the Pope was the most powerful man on earth. He was the vicar of Christ, the man with a direct line to God and there was no one who could tell him that he could not shag whoever he wanted to shag. There was, of course, a woman Pope too, who was only found out when she gave birth in the street. And there was a long period called the Papal Pornocracy, when the papacy was run by two women, mother and daughter, who alternately put their lovers and offspring on the papal throne. Added to that there have been pornographers, lechers, homosexuals, paedophiles, womanisers, perverts, hypocrites and good old-fashioned adulterers who have occupied the Holy Seat. All of which just goes to show that, if a person is not having sex with someone else, they must be doing it with themselves or with their God.
Sex Lives of the Popes is the most popular of my Sex Lives series.
The series now includes Sex Lives of the Kings and Queens of England, Sex Lives of the US Presidents, Sex Lives of the Hollywood Goddesses, Sex Lives of the Hollywood Goddesses 2, Sex Lives of the Hollywood Idols, Sex Lives of the Great Dictators, Sex Lives of the Great Artists, Sex Lives of the Great Composers, Sex Lives of the Famous Gays, Sex Lives of the Famous Lesbians, and Sex Lives of the Roman Emperors.